Kakuzu is to much of a control freak to be uke. He has to be dominant at all times.

_{And when people write stories where Hidan 'rapes' Kakuzu they forget about his threads which would ultimately stop Hidan from proceeding.}

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but sometimes... ^^ is nothing bad XD

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<sub>I'm too complicaded... I know too much about myself...
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. . . "set me free from chains of the physical"</sub>

Yes, but we know Kakuzu would still be in control.

Kakuzu: Not so hard. Keep doing it like that and you'll lose your head.
Hidan: ><

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Uke!Kuzu is so win. And I love you for making this stamp.

We all know that Kakuzu would to the one who likes to get it up the buttocks because he's a closet masochist. xD

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People who write fics where Kakuzu 'rapes' Hidan forget that Hidan has a big-ass scythe and extremely sadistic tendencies.

Srsly, pretty everyone in Akatsuki is a control freak. Whether or not you see them as seme/uke is up to you. Meanie.

Ok, I wasn't trying to be nasty or anything, but I felt your comment made too much of a blanket statement. -_- People can like uke!Kakuzu if they want.

I'm not being mean. I'm merely stating my idea's. *ladyStyx, who made this stamp, took no offense to my comment. You have no right to resort to childish name calling.

Kakuzu's skills vastly out do Hidan's. He can preform jutsus, harden his skin, and control a wave of threads. Hidan only has a scythe and a ritual that's useless without blood (Kakuzu's hardened skin would prevent that completely). Who do you think over powers who? Kakuzu over powers Hidan by a land slide.

I despise the uke Kakuzu depicted above. Kakuzu is not a weak sniveling man, he is strong and has more wisdom than anyone else in the whole Naruto Universe. He won't be over taken by a man who complains and does the whim of some god.

Kakuzu can't be uke. EVER.

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I think you mistake me. I didn't mean to insult you at all- where I come from that term is comical one, used in jest.

I wasn't referring to the artist - I was speaking more for myself, you see, as it kind of offended me. I don't mind Kakuzu-seme - all I was saying is that people are free to interpret his character as they will. As a fan of the KakuHidan pairing in general, I'm always happy to see more of it regardless of who's on top, and it's really not something I wanted to get into an argument about.

THERE YOU ARE WRONG!!!!!!!!!!
kakuzu is perfect as uke. BUT! i agree i cant imagne him being a wuss uke...

power has NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!

D:<

im sorry i had to post this but such statesments just make me plain furious!!